matthewdeprez (2:33:17 AM): YO MAKE SURE U R WATCHIN IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA IT"S FRESH Y"ALL
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matthewdeprez (2:33:57 AM): IF U DOn"T KNOW IT, PEEP FX NETWORK AT 10 PEE EM THURSDAYS
matthewdeprez (2:34:02 AM): U'LL HAVE A BALL Y'ALL
Aloha Spaz (5:06:34 AM): i know
Aloha Spaz (5:06:37 AM): i like that show
Aloha Spaz (5:06:42 AM): i have it for free on dvd
matthewdeprez (5:06:47 AM): NICE
matthewdeprez (5:06:54 AM): i have it for free by stealing from the internet
Aloha Spaz (5:06:54 AM): the joy of working in the tv business
Aloha Spaz (5:07:00 AM): haha
matthewdeprez (5:07:07 AM): get me all of the seasons of the norm show
matthewdeprez (5:07:11 AM): PLZ K THNX
Aloha Spaz (5:07:24 AM): i've tried for myself
Aloha Spaz (5:07:27 AM): not so easy
matthewdeprez (5:07:29 AM): SHOOTZ
matthewdeprez (5:07:32 AM): i only have season 1
Aloha Spaz (5:07:33 AM): a little tooo old
matthewdeprez (5:07:40 AM): and then i have a bunch of 2 and 3 on vhs
Aloha Spaz (5:07:40 AM): 'twas a good show
matthewdeprez (5:07:47 AM): eh, it sucked a lot
matthewdeprez (5:07:50 AM): of the time
matthewdeprez (5:07:55 AM): which is why it was cancelled
matthewdeprez (5:07:57 AM): and never rerun
Aloha Spaz (5:08:00 AM): there were some great moments
matthewdeprez (5:08:00 AM): but norm is funny!
Aloha Spaz (5:08:01 AM): nah
Aloha Spaz (5:08:11 AM): norm is always funny
Aloha Spaz (5:08:13 AM): i like his style
matthewdeprez (5:08:23 AM): YAH! ME WANT 2B NORM IN HS
matthewdeprez (5:09:05 AM): shootz i think that is the only show i needed to get
matthewdeprez (5:09:24 AM): OH
Aloha Spaz (5:09:39 AM): %$!
matthewdeprez (5:09:40 AM): get me all of the seinfeld followups that b0mb0rzed
matthewdeprez (5:09:55 AM): frickin michael richards show
matthewdeprez (5:09:59 AM): watching ellie or some crap
matthewdeprez (5:10:08 AM): and then a half dozen jason alexander jaunts
Aloha Spaz (5:10:18 AM): that show was the harst (mike rich's show)
matthewdeprez (5:10:21 AM): i never saw any of them
Aloha Spaz (5:10:24 AM): weird skeins
matthewdeprez (5:11:02 AM): did howie tell you about our movie?
Aloha Spaz (5:11:12 AM): you n howie?
Aloha Spaz (5:11:13 AM): no
matthewdeprez (5:11:15 AM): yes
matthewdeprez (5:11:23 AM): i've signed howie on to write produce direct and star
matthewdeprez (5:11:39 AM): i forget what the title is, but it's saved on an AIM
matthewdeprez (5:12:25 AM): howie plays an RCMP named Pierre except he's called jeremy in the whole movie because the american vocal chords are unable to produce the sounds needed to pronounce his true name it its native tongue
matthewdeprez (5:12:29 AM): this will all make sense ina minute
Aloha Spaz (5:12:46 AM): sure
matthewdeprez (5:12:55 AM): he fights bears and can kick down trees and everything and he's about to get promoted to like super top chief RCMP guarding the king of canada
matthewdeprez (5:13:18 AM): but then they find out that he was born on the US border
matthewdeprez (5:13:24 AM): and is actually a USAnian!
matthewdeprez (5:13:42 AM): so he's banned from the country, because that's what happens in these situations
Aloha Spaz (5:13:47 AM): perfect howie roll
matthewdeprez (5:13:50 AM): he tries to get a job guarding the president
matthewdeprez (5:14:06 AM): but since all of his qualifications are fighting bears and moose and trees
matthewdeprez (5:14:09 AM): nobody will hire him
matthewdeprez (5:14:14 AM): HE"S GOOD, mind you
matthewdeprez (5:14:21 AM): just not on paper
matthewdeprez (5:14:30 AM): SO
matthewdeprez (5:14:43 AM): he gets a job doing a rentacop thing
matthewdeprez (5:14:48 AM): and carl winslow is the chief
Aloha Spaz (5:14:51 AM): in the line of fire meets dudley do-right - only deadly
matthewdeprez (5:14:57 AM): and he is prejudiced against canadians
matthewdeprez (5:15:12 AM): because of an incident earlier in life, which will be revealed at some point in the movie
Aloha Spaz (5:15:24 AM): good plot development
matthewdeprez (5:15:29 AM): ANYWAY, pierre/jeremy is always wanting to do real cool police stuff
matthewdeprez (5:15:38 AM): and carl winslow is all "yo take a chill pill"
matthewdeprez (5:15:40 AM): BUT
matthewdeprez (5:15:46 AM): then something really big happens
matthewdeprez (5:15:52 AM): and howie is the only person who gets on it
matthewdeprez (5:16:00 AM): and he gets the rest of the rentacops in on it too
matthewdeprez (5:16:04 AM): and eventually he saves the day
matthewdeprez (5:16:13 AM): and carl winslow overcomes his prejudice
matthewdeprez (5:16:27 AM): and howie wins a candian medal and is welcomed back into the canadian country
matthewdeprez (5:16:43 AM): but does he choose to do back, or has he fallen in love with his new life??????
Aloha Spaz (5:17:05 AM): power combo
matthewdeprez (5:17:16 AM): originally howie was just going to be a sidekick
Aloha Spaz (5:17:18 AM): he EMBRACES HIS CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP
matthewdeprez (5:17:19 AM): but i sweetened the deal
matthewdeprez (5:17:33 AM): and gave him writing directing and producing jurisdiction
matthewdeprez (5:18:33 AM): OH SHOOT
matthewdeprez (5:18:41 AM): i forgot the most crucial part
Aloha Spaz (5:18:47 AM): okay
matthewdeprez (5:18:48 AM): howie does the whole movie wearing a towel
matthewdeprez (5:18:58 AM): because the action ALWAYS happens when he is gettin gout of the shower
matthewdeprez (5:19:05 AM): he still wears the hat and the red shirt
matthewdeprez (5:19:12 AM): just a towel instead of pants
matthewdeprez (5:19:29 AM): people will joke about his bad luck the entire movie
matthewdeprez (5:19:37 AM): but in the end, the towel will come in verrrrrrrrrrry handy!
matthewdeprez (5:19:50 AM): in fact, that's what enables him to overcome the odds
matthewdeprez (5:19:53 AM): that and his mountain smarts
Aloha Spaz (5:21:06 AM): hah
matthewdeprez (5:21:07 AM): here is the name of the movie:
havoc124 (5:52:13 AM): Mounties and Cops dont mix
Aloha Spaz (5:21:08 AM): i'm sure
matthewdeprez (5:21:15 AM): we're going with the whole timestamp and everything
Aloha Spaz (5:21:27 AM): or MOUNTIE COP
matthewdeprez (5:21:34 AM): or COP MOUNTAIN
matthewdeprez (5:21:47 AM): and the big case will involve a mountain
matthewdeprez (5:21:57 AM): like some terrorists are hollowing out a mountain
matthewdeprez (5:21:59 AM): mount rushmore
Aloha Spaz (5:22:07 AM): to hide drugs
Aloha Spaz (5:22:10 AM): and children
matthewdeprez (5:22:12 AM): and they are going to shoot the president from inside a president
matthewdeprez (5:22:17 AM): they will also have those things in there
Aloha Spaz (5:22:17 AM): drug riddled children
matthewdeprez (5:22:28 AM): they have drug sweatshops
matthewdeprez (5:22:42 AM): where they force children to manufacture drugs at very low wages
matthewdeprez (5:22:48 AM): inside the mountain though
matthewdeprez (5:23:11 AM): and howie first finds out because he is in the park just kicking back
matthewdeprez (5:23:19 AM): but his mountain senses tell him that something is out of whack
Aloha Spaz (5:23:21 AM): being a canadian
matthewdeprez (5:23:26 AM): so he strips down to nothing
Aloha Spaz (5:23:27 AM): right-o
Aloha Spaz (5:23:30 AM): only a towel
matthewdeprez (5:23:35 AM): and smears clay all over his naked body
Aloha Spaz (5:23:40 AM): sure 'nuff]
matthewdeprez (5:23:42 AM): and sneaks up to observe
matthewdeprez (5:24:13 AM): and like all mounties, howie has an affinity with nature and can control animals
matthewdeprez (5:24:28 AM): so yes, the towel will push him over the top in the final battle
Aloha Spaz (5:24:43 AM): i dig it
matthewdeprez (5:24:44 AM): but perhaps more advantageous is his ability to summon all of the beasts of the forest
Aloha Spaz (5:24:46 AM): top tier
matthewdeprez (5:25:14 AM): so howie is smeared in clay and lets out a guttural cry while pointing towards the horizon
matthewdeprez (5:25:23 AM): and all of the creatures of the forest charge
matthewdeprez (5:25:42 AM): howie rides bareback atop a lone and monstrous gray wolf
matthewdeprez (5:26:07 AM): which, to me, sounds really awesome
matthewdeprez (5:26:16 AM): but to carl winslow, sounds like a guy who's looking for trouble
Aloha Spaz (5:26:17 AM): mhmmm
Aloha Spaz (5:26:21 AM): righto
matthewdeprez (5:26:26 AM): and will get carl winslow in trouble indirectly
matthewdeprez (5:26:52 AM): his name will not be carl winslow in the movie
matthewdeprez (5:26:57 AM): and howie's name will not be howie
Aloha Spaz (5:26:58 AM): right
Aloha Spaz (5:27:11 AM): kyle polk?
matthewdeprez (5:27:20 AM): we will change it enough to let us capitalize on the carl winslow character without having to do any character development
matthewdeprez (5:27:57 AM): Earl Wolsniw
Aloha Spaz (5:28:19 AM): earl Minslow
matthewdeprez (5:28:27 AM): also acceptable!
matthewdeprez (5:28:37 AM): and the best part about casting reginald vel johnson is
matthewdeprez (5:28:41 AM): we don't have to supply wardrobe
matthewdeprez (5:28:56 AM): because all of his IRL clothes are cop clothes
matthewdeprez (5:29:02 AM): and he will be glad to get the job
matthewdeprez (5:29:10 AM): and our movie will catapult him back up into the a list
Aloha Spaz (5:29:11 AM): ;0
matthewdeprez (5:29:15 AM): and he will be forever grateful
matthewdeprez (5:29:26 AM): and will let us tag along and stuff when he goes to a bash
matthewdeprez (5:29:30 AM): SO.....
matthewdeprez (5:29:34 AM): do you want in?
matthewdeprez (5:30:00 AM): before you answer
Aloha Spaz (5:30:03 AM): on writing that?
matthewdeprez (5:30:06 AM): keep in mind that this will be huge
matthewdeprez (5:30:12 AM): on everything
matthewdeprez (5:30:25 AM): it's pretty much already written, as you can see
matthewdeprez (5:30:33 AM): all that's really left to do is editing
Aloha Spaz (5:31:16 AM): so, should i get in as an EP or a co-EP?
matthewdeprez (5:31:26 AM): co-AIM
matthewdeprez (5:32:07 AM): also you will get a credit for "special effects"
matthewdeprez (5:32:17 AM): and "costume design"
Aloha Spaz (5:32:31 AM): what about "master of the universe"
matthewdeprez (5:32:52 AM): well, that's gonna be an issue with legal
matthewdeprez (5:32:58 AM): legal being howie
matthewdeprez (5:33:03 AM): so we should run it through him
matthewdeprez (5:33:09 AM): since as producer, it's his money on the line
matthewdeprez (5:33:56 AM): all i gotta says that we were lucky to strike when the iron was hot
matthewdeprez (5:34:16 AM): howie's great aunt died and left him $40k
Aloha Spaz (5:34:28 AM): BOOYAH
matthewdeprez (5:34:29 AM): and he said he wanted to spend it on something with a major quickness
matthewdeprez (5:34:49 AM): and this movie has been like a dream project of mine this month
matthewdeprez (5:34:55 AM): so all the pieces were falling into place
matthewdeprez (5:35:44 AM): and i figure, we've been really lucky so far
matthewdeprez (5:35:59 AM): so there's no need to "budget" because we will probably just get lucky again when our money is getting low
Aloha Spaz (5:36:00 AM): it's like sprinters 3
Aloha Spaz (5:36:02 AM): with a bullet
matthewdeprez (5:36:11 AM): no way dude
matthewdeprez (5:36:20 AM): it's not anything like sprinters 3, even the titles are different
matthewdeprez (5:36:29 AM): and we will be able to make both movies and people will love them both as individuals
Aloha Spaz (5:36:44 AM): dea
Aloha Spaz (5:36:44 AM): l
matthewdeprez (5:37:00 AM): in fact, we could scrap all of the CGI and i'll do it in mspaint
matthewdeprez (5:37:21 AM): and then we can take the extra money and get some fundraising going for S3: Thunder Down Under
Aloha Spaz (5:38:57 AM): the thunder down under, or the WONDER down under?
matthewdeprez (5:39:04 AM): and S3 will hopefully give us enough of a kickstart to beging preproduction on Sprinters 2000
matthewdeprez (5:39:19 AM): iono! ti's been like a year!
matthewdeprez (5:39:27 AM): THE BLUNDER DOWN UNDER
matthewdeprez (5:40:10 AM): the porno version would be called "He bunned her down under"
matthewdeprez (5:40:24 AM): and will also star adam malamut
Aloha Spaz (5:40:29 AM): or the fun d'er down under
matthewdeprez (5:41:49 AM): and also adrien brody
matthewdeprez (5:43:05 AM): and if dave coulier turns down the part in "YOWIE!" because it's too similar to Ranger Joe, he can also have a part in S3
matthewdeprez (5:44:16 AM): also, he might not be happy with Howie being top billed
matthewdeprez (5:44:29 AM): there's a little animosity between those two
matthewdeprez (5:44:34 AM): it's a touchy subject from what i hear
Aloha Spaz (5:45:03 AM): howie and dave coulier have a situation
matthewdeprez (5:45:36 AM): it's more of an understanding - "you don't come near kaplan, kaplan don't come near you"
Aloha Spaz (5:46:04 AM): and coulier is all over him?
matthewdeprez (5:46:09 AM): but i thought that maybe if i got howie to dye his hair strawberry blonde, DC might not even recognize him
Aloha Spaz (5:46:22 AM): copy that
matthewdeprez (5:46:32 AM): let's just say u don't want to see an angered Coulier
matthewdeprez (5:47:03 AM): i haven't mentioned ANYTHING about dave coulier to howie yet
matthewdeprez (5:47:11 AM): so for the love of god DON'T bring it up
matthewdeprez (5:47:28 AM): i figure it's best to wait until production is well under way, and most of howie's money is tied up in the film
matthewdeprez (5:47:43 AM): that way, he'll have to deal with it
matthewdeprez (5:48:29 AM): as far as howie knows, dave coulier is on my "blacklist" because that's a lie that i made up and told him to make him fund the project
matthewdeprez (5:48:58 AM): in reality, i have a part that is tailor made for coulier
matthewdeprez (5:49:21 AM): he plays an oddball cop on the rentacop dept, and all he does is make sound effects all the time!
Aloha Spaz (5:49:41 AM): got it
Aloha Spaz (5:49:42 AM): i'm in
matthewdeprez (5:50:08 AM): ok, do you mean you're in with the project, or you want to play dave coulier in the movie?
Aloha Spaz (5:50:30 AM): i'm in with the project
Aloha Spaz (5:50:38 AM): if coulier backs out - i'll play his role
matthewdeprez (5:51:05 AM): ok cool
matthewdeprez (5:51:16 AM): that's a distinct possibility too
matthewdeprez (5:51:26 AM): because a) i haven't actually talked to coulier about it
matthewdeprez (5:51:36 AM): b) he won't work with Kaplan ever again
matthewdeprez (5:51:58 AM): and c) i'm going to promise him 2 million up front
matthewdeprez (5:52:22 AM): and i'm banking on him falling in love with the project and the costumes
matthewdeprez (5:52:29 AM): for when i drop the bomb
matthewdeprez (5:52:58 AM): about how indie cred is far more valuable than a lot of money
Aloha Spaz (5:53:17 AM): which one, howie or coulier?
matthewdeprez (5:53:22 AM): coulier
matthewdeprez (5:53:26 AM): howie's screwed either way
Aloha Spaz (5:53:27 AM): speaking of which - adam has a posse now
Aloha Spaz (5:53:29 AM): haha
matthewdeprez (5:53:29 AM): but don't tell him that
matthewdeprez (5:53:41 AM): a hip hop posse?
matthewdeprez (5:53:50 AM): or like a cowboy roundemup posse?
Aloha Spaz (5:54:03 AM): he has a crew
Aloha Spaz (5:54:07 AM): because he was in a movie
Aloha Spaz (5:54:09 AM): as an actor
matthewdeprez (5:54:19 AM): also because he is from new jersey
matthewdeprez (5:54:23 AM): what movie was he in?
matthewdeprez (5:54:30 AM): KARATE KID III?
Aloha Spaz (5:54:59 AM): domestic import
matthewdeprez (5:55:07 AM): is it like the person who follows him around to make sure his makeup is on right?
matthewdeprez (5:55:19 AM): or like a dude who just stands around with sunglasses and crossed arms?
matthewdeprez (5:55:28 AM): decorative or functional?
matthewdeprez (5:56:03 AM): can i DL adam's movie from youtube?
matthewdeprez (5:56:39 AM): YO U SHOULD BE CAPITALIZIN ON THE BUZZ BY UNEARTHING SPRINTERS SPECIAL EDITION WITH DELETED SCENES
Aloha Spaz (5:59:11 AM): haha
Aloha Spaz (5:59:17 AM): good point
matthewdeprez (6:01:26 AM): you, know....i'm thinking that i might fire howie when it will hurt him most
matthewdeprez (6:01:33 AM): but don't tell him
matthewdeprez (6:01:45 AM): it's a secret revenge for the time when he didn't hire me for that job that i wanted
matthewdeprez (6:01:52 AM): and for sabotaging my run for Evvy king
matthewdeprez (6:02:28 AM): actually... now that i look at it... howie's been tripping me up every step of the way!! <>:o
Aloha Spaz (6:02:40 AM): how do you feel?
matthewdeprez (6:03:01 AM): is this something that you noticed and about which you always kept quiet?
matthewdeprez (6:03:11 AM): i am growing increasingly enraged!
Aloha Spaz (6:04:18 AM): i never knew
Aloha Spaz (6:04:27 AM): i thought you were placating him
matthewdeprez (6:04:43 AM): well i just realized it now
matthewdeprez (6:04:51 AM): when i put 1 and 1 together
matthewdeprez (6:05:05 AM): to realize that not only has he shut me down... he's shut me down TWICE
matthewdeprez (6:05:11 AM): i draw the line at 1
matthewdeprez (6:05:33 AM): that second time crossed some kind of line
matthewdeprez (6:05:37 AM): the same kind of line that i draw at 1
matthewdeprez (6:06:15 AM): AND THE SAME LINE THAT CROSSES THE "T" ON HOWIES DEATH CERTIFICATE!!!!
matthewdeprez (6:06:29 AM): "HERE LIES HOWIE TIBERIUS KAPLAN"
matthewdeprez (6:06:32 AM): "DEATH"
matthewdeprez (6:06:45 AM): "FRIEND TO MANKIND 2K5"
Aloha Spaz (6:06:57 AM): hah
Aloha Spaz (6:06:59 AM): could point
matthewdeprez (6:07:01 AM): and the last laugh will be mine
matthewdeprez (6:07:13 AM): because i will finally be able to start that tshirt company!
Aloha Spaz (6:08:10 AM): the hugs and slugs company?
matthewdeprez (6:08:40 AM): no the tshirt company where i make those tshirts that say "HOWIE IS DEAD 2K5 FRIEND TO MANKIND" and everybody buysthem
matthewdeprez (6:08:57 AM): don't tell howie any of this last stuff though
matthewdeprez (6:09:12 AM): because i want to wait until after i've gotten my hands securely around his great aunt's fortune
matthewdeprez (6:10:44 AM): hopefully after all is said and done, i will have enough money left over to produce a slanderous, grossly inaccurate and unflattering biopic of howie kaplan
matthewdeprez (6:10:53 AM): that would really put a "kap" on things!
matthewdeprez (6:11:09 AM): AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA R <>:o!!!<>:o<>:o>PO!!!!!
matthewdeprez (6:11:21 AM): >:-)
matthewdeprez (6:11:24 AM): CRAP
Aloha Spaz (6:11:26 AM): i'd back that
matthewdeprez (6:11:30 AM): > : )
matthewdeprez (6:11:35 AM): nice
matthewdeprez (6:11:54 AM): hopefully howie's dead great aunt will be backing us 100%, against the will of kaplans everywhere
matthewdeprez (6:12:08 AM): but i'll keep you waiting in the wings as a plan B
Aloha Spaz (6:12:24 AM): oh good
Aloha Spaz (6:12:26 AM): i'll back out
Aloha Spaz (6:12:30 AM): if it actually sneaks up on me
matthewdeprez (6:12:59 AM): also, if something goes wrong in the plans leading up to this final nail in the metaphorical coffin
matthewdeprez (6:13:08 AM): you probably don't want to have your name on it
matthewdeprez (6:13:27 AM): which is precisely why i'm doing it all under my alter ego Matt Deprez
Aloha Spaz (6:13:38 AM): me- ben kindberg
matthewdeprez (6:13:54 AM): yes! shrewdly so!
Aloha Spaz (6:14:59 AM): covering all my bases
matthewdeprez (6:15:26 AM): actually you're plan is well conceived
matthewdeprez (6:15:33 AM): i too, will use ben kindberg
matthewdeprez (6:15:51 AM): a perfect plan will be ironclad if we double it up
Aloha Spaz (6:16:04 AM): BAM
matthewdeprez (6:16:32 AM): that is what people will say when describing what happens to howie kaplan
matthewdeprez (6:16:41 AM): they will then add "he didn't know what hit him"
Aloha Spaz (6:17:35 AM): SLAM
matthewdeprez (6:17:57 AM): that is what the critics will say when describing the plot of the ill-conceived biopic
matthewdeprez (6:18:17 AM): they will then add "oh snap!"
Aloha Spaz (6:18:49 AM): "'twas a tour de force of confused gender and awkward phrasings - OH SNAP - then shit got weird!"
matthewdeprez (6:19:10 AM): oh man
matthewdeprez (6:19:24 AM): thanks for reminding me that i have to make howie gay in the biopic!
matthewdeprez (6:19:41 AM): instead of bicurious
Aloha Spaz (6:19:47 AM): bi-sensual
matthewdeprez (6:20:17 AM): hm... so i should make him like helen keller?
matthewdeprez (6:20:32 AM): portray him without senses of sight and sound
matthewdeprez (6:20:37 AM): and smell
Aloha Spaz (6:20:41 AM): only - with more feeling
matthewdeprez (6:20:42 AM): leaving him touch
matthewdeprez (6:20:47 AM): and theother one
matthewdeprez (6:20:56 AM): taste
matthewdeprez (6:21:14 AM): which will perfectly explain his touchy feely nature and his affetion for soup!
matthewdeprez (6:21:18 AM): affection*
Aloha Spaz (6:21:20 AM): or the sixth sense - laser feet
matthewdeprez (6:21:38 AM): are you confusing Sprinters 2000 with the howie kaplan biopic?
Aloha Spaz (6:21:46 AM): oh right
Aloha Spaz (6:21:48 AM): my b
matthewdeprez (6:22:50 AM): actually i confused the kaplan biopic and COP MOUNTAIN earlier
matthewdeprez (6:22:57 AM): "HOWIE, YOWIE!" is the biopic
matthewdeprez (6:23:57 AM): in which i will also suggest that howie's sojourn to australia
Aloha Spaz (6:24:14 AM): mmm
matthewdeprez (6:24:15 AM): was the birth of the mythical wild ape "Yowie"
Aloha Spaz (6:24:27 AM): we could shoot that adjacent to sprinters 3
matthewdeprez (6:24:36 AM): yes, and use much of the same footage
matthewdeprez (6:25:31 AM): it will be like Game of Death where they filmed the last half of the movie by inserting bruce lee's head over other actors in post
Aloha Spaz (6:25:44 AM): MMMMMM k
matthewdeprez (6:29:18 AM): i was also thinking that instead of releasing HY in theaters
matthewdeprez (6:29:22 AM): it will be directly to dvd
matthewdeprez (6:29:34 AM): and marketed on infomercials as "TOO HOT FOR TV"
matthewdeprez (6:29:48 AM): because i'm pretty sure that the end result will be too hot for tv
Aloha Spaz (6:29:53 AM): 2 hawt 4 tv
matthewdeprez (6:30:08 AM): and even if it's not too hot for tv
matthewdeprez (6:30:17 AM): we will still use that phrase in the marketing
matthewdeprez (6:30:29 AM): because the infomercial will actually be an infomercial SPOOF
matthewdeprez (6:30:42 AM): where it's some dude selling hibachi's or some crap
matthewdeprez (6:30:55 AM): and he's like "OMGZ ITS TOTALLY 2 HOTT 4 TV!"
matthewdeprez (6:31:09 AM): and then the howie dvd will spin up onto the screen
Aloha Spaz (6:31:18 AM): all over the place SPINNING
matthewdeprez (6:31:24 AM): and we'll charge a little extra for it
matthewdeprez (6:31:43 AM): and say that the extra money is to support the cure for childhood cancer
matthewdeprez (6:31:58 AM): which is not a lie, but is still a trick
matthewdeprez (6:32:12 AM): in that the producers of the film will strongly oppose childhood cancer
matthewdeprez (6:32:33 AM): and by giving them more money, it will enable them to live longer and oppose childhood cancer for many years to come
Aloha Spaz (6:32:48 AM): bingo
matthewdeprez (6:33:02 AM): and if anybody finds out
matthewdeprez (6:33:17 AM): we will just say that the plan was howie's idea and it was his final dying wish
Aloha Spaz (6:33:33 AM): haha
Aloha Spaz (6:33:38 AM): coz he's dying of childhood cancer
matthewdeprez (6:33:52 AM): and that because we were his good friends, we saw no other choice but to honor his wishes
matthewdeprez (6:34:11 AM): regardless of how we rejected his beliefs on a personal level
matthewdeprez (6:37:08 AM): the story of the events following the scandal will be the bulk of my memoirs
matthewdeprez (6:37:33 AM): which will be commissioned shortly after the whole ordeal
matthewdeprez (6:37:58 AM): detailing my struggle and defeat of howie t kaplan
matthewdeprez (6:38:19 AM): depicted herein as a virus on mankind 2k5
Aloha Spaz (6:38:38 AM): hah
Aloha Spaz (6:38:38 AM): I
matthewdeprez (6:39:09 AM): if my work is successful
matthewdeprez (6:39:18 AM): howie's name will live on in infamy
matthewdeprez (6:39:27 AM): in quiet corners of the earth
Aloha Spaz (6:39:41 AM): haha
matthewdeprez (6:39:48 AM): parents will scare their children into getting into bed
Aloha Spaz (6:39:55 AM): everywhere else, they will say "who is that?"
matthewdeprez (6:39:55 AM): for fear that the "howieman" will get them
matthewdeprez (6:40:25 AM): only people who didn't see the infomercial and buy the dvd
Aloha Spaz (6:40:28 AM): hahaa
matthewdeprez (6:42:37 AM): yo, it's time for me to wrap up here at work
Aloha Spaz (6:42:47 AM): copy that
Aloha Spaz (6:42:49 AM): get ooot
matthewdeprez (6:42:50 AM): if u c howie, tell him "YOU RULE!!!" and tell him it's from me
Aloha Spaz (6:45:08 AM): no dice
Aloha Spaz (6:45:12 AM): not this time
matthewdeprez (6:45:30 AM): y?
matthewdeprez (6:45:46 AM): i hardly ever seehim
Aloha Spaz (6:45:51 AM): BC - it doesn't garner any reward - he just SPOOFED us last time
matthewdeprez (6:45:58 AM): HE DID?
matthewdeprez (6:46:24 AM): that's just his way of trying to get attention though
matthewdeprez (6:46:38 AM): throw him a bone once in a while!
matthewdeprez (6:46:48 AM): that guys got a tough enough life as it is!
matthewdeprez (6:47:02 AM): i mean, just take a look at his monthly soup bill!
Aloha Spaz (6:47:20 AM): haha
matthewdeprez (6:47:47 AM): that's gotta be rough
matthewdeprez (6:47:52 AM): and it's a downward spiral
Aloha Spaz (6:47:59 AM): soup n cans man
matthewdeprez (6:48:00 AM): he just drowns his sorrows in more and more soup
matthewdeprez (6:49:08 AM): MAN
matthewdeprez (6:49:18 AM): i can't wait until i live with howie again!!!!!
matthewdeprez (6:49:42 AM): i have a theory that the second time will be twice the fun....