matthewdeprez (3:25:13 AM): HEY JUST FYI I CHANGED THE TITLE OF MY NEXT MOVIE, ABOUT THE HITMAN TURNED ELEMENTARY GYM PHYS ED TEACHER FROM "HIT OR MISS" TO "BAD SPORT"
matthewdeprez (3:25:24 AM): PICTURE HOWIE IN THE LEAD ROLE
admut239 (3:25:33 AM): i digz
admut239 (3:25:36 AM): FYI
admut239 (3:25:42 AM): Im writing COP MOUNTAIN
admut239 (3:25:45 AM): right nowwwzzz
matthewdeprez (3:25:50 AM): NICE THIS IS AWESEOM!
admut239 (3:25:58 AM): wanna see what i got?!?
matthewdeprez (3:26:03 AM): HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE?
admut239 (3:26:06 AM): EXT. CANADIAN WILDERNESS - DAY
The mountains are beautiful. The flowers are beautiful. The animals are too so obviously the music is beautiful because things aren't too ironic, yet. A GUY HIKER and a GIRL HIKER are wandering through the brush, they are pussies but they are just doing their thing. You know, having a good time. So they see this FOX right.
GUY HIKER
Look, MEZALYA, its a fox!
MEZALYA
Oh they are so cute! Where?
The fox pops out again, he is a little pup.
GUY HIKER
Look! There he is!
MEZALYA
Oh! Wow.
GUY HIKER throws the fox an almond.
GUY HIKER
Have an almond!
MEZALYA
Oh I hope he eats the almond!
The Fox nibbles on the almond.
GUY HIKER
Canada is amazing and just gorgeous, eh Mezzy?
An ominous shadow emerges over the fox. With a thump, a hoof smahes the fox. Pan up reveals an ANGRY MOOSE.
VOICE (O.S.)
Oh I'm sorry.
The moose is standing next to a BIG NORDIC MAN, who is standing next ANOTHER ANGRY MOOSE. The voice was that of the Nordic Man.
GUY HIKER
matthewdeprez (3:26:41 AM): haha yes!
matthewdeprez (3:26:53 AM): howie wants musical numbers
admut239 (3:27:11 AM): thats all i got so far
matthewdeprez (3:27:28 AM): he feels that he can carry a large musical number, perhaps even with prancing
matthewdeprez (3:27:35 AM): keep at it! this is a hit!
admut239 (3:28:22 AM): it sure is!
admut239 (3:28:31 AM): see whats going to happen is
admut239 (3:28:43 AM): this little gang is going to be stopped by Howie
matthewdeprez (3:28:52 AM): friggin viking invaders
admut239 (3:28:59 AM): as an intense action fight scene happens
matthewdeprez (3:29:08 AM): and then he should also lecture those hikers
admut239 (3:29:13 AM): and we establish howies mad skills
matthewdeprez (3:29:14 AM): about how they shouldn't feed the wildlife
admut239 (3:29:23 AM): U GOT IT
matthewdeprez (3:29:27 AM): because we need to respect the wild
matthewdeprez (3:29:37 AM): then he raises his arms
matthewdeprez (3:29:41 AM): summoning a large golden eagle
admut239 (3:29:52 AM): who cleans up the MESS!
matthewdeprez (3:29:56 AM): which grasps him in his talons and lifts him into the air, much like a living hang glider
admut239 (3:29:58 AM): the dead fox i mean
admut239 (3:30:05 AM): haha
matthewdeprez (3:30:05 AM): he can eat the fox
admut239 (3:30:09 AM): but what about the horse?
matthewdeprez (3:30:22 AM): and howie will note that nature doesn't waste anything
admut239 (3:30:30 AM): ah
matthewdeprez (3:30:38 AM): howie will tighten his mighty thighs
matthewdeprez (3:30:46 AM): gripping the horse and also lifting the horse into the air
matthewdeprez (3:31:12 AM): only to touch down where they are needed next
matthewdeprez (3:32:04 AM): but they can't waste the whole day... the important awards ceremony is this afternoon!
admut239 (3:32:25 AM): PERFECT
admut239 (3:32:40 AM): dont get too far ahead i have to right this
admut239 (3:32:42 AM): write3
matthewdeprez (3:32:43 AM): unfortunately, while grooming some underbrush, a carrier pigeon drops howie a telegram from the bureau of canadian official stuff
admut239 (3:32:44 AM): I MEAN
matthewdeprez (3:33:04 AM): saying that they have a problem and it's urgent that he meet with them
matthewdeprez (3:33:18 AM): they've discovered an incongruency with his permanent record!
matthewdeprez (3:33:28 AM): that's all i'll do for now!
admut239 (3:34:39 AM): ok thats good
matthewdeprez (3:34:59 AM): we should take it slow and enjoy it
matthewdeprez (3:35:10 AM): it's not that often you get to write a movie as perfect as this
admut239 (3:35:12 AM): totes
admut239 (3:35:32 AM): this is going to be bigger then Pirates of the caribean
matthewdeprez (3:35:47 AM): this is going to be bigger that pirates of the caribbean II